After changing out of my pyjamas and into my clothes for the day...
Nancy: You look super! I love your dress. It's so spaaaarkly! (The dress was not sparkly.)
Walking around a clothes shop the other day.
Nancy: Where are the toys?
Me: There's no toys in this shop.
Nancy: This is a very silly shop. Let's go!
Unfortunately, "Tony" is still around. When we were down in Kerry the other day...
Nancy: Tony's at home Mama.
Me: Ok cooool. That's nice.
Nancy: Yeah. He's playing with my toys.
Excellent, cheers Nancy. Way to scare the absolute cr*p outta me!